Love. Hercules-athena. Hermes-artemis. Apollo-Aris.

...

"the girls are asleep, time for private guy talk" whispers Ares.

"whats the subject?" Hermes askes?

"who do you like, Hermes?" smirks Apollo.

Hermes blushes.

"everyone already knows. its my little sister. Artemis" laughs apollo.

"shut up, you idiot!" yells hermes.

"you dont want them to wake up, do you?!" questions Ares.

"...no" replies Hermes

"Hercules, who do you like?" askes Apollo

"Athena, duhh." replies Hercules.

"...woah" chimes all the guys.

"...anyways, i like Aris." says Apollo, just to change the subject.

"really? she seems a bit...hyper." says hercules.

"shut up!" yells apollo.

"Ares, you havent talked in a while" smirks Hermes.

"who is it, lover-boy?" teases Apollo.

"Aphrodite." murmurs Ares

"Wow, opposites do attract..." says hercules, grinning

akward silence...

"do you like cake? i like cake. cake is good." says Apollo

"woah, aris' dumbblondness is rubbing off on you" laughs Hermes

"shes not even blond, nimrod" explains Apollo

"you notice that stuff?" smirks Ares

"and you dont? what do you look at when you talk to her?" askes apollo

"you dont wanna know" murmurs Ares.

"i thought you liked, aphrodite?" asked Hermes.

"yeah, she has beautiful eyes" Ares sighs happily.

Ares stares off into space, smiling.

"snap outta it dude!" hermes shakes him.

Ares smiles, looking at Hermes "i never left, 'dude'."

...

All the girls suddenly walk into the room

they had secretly listened in on their conversation.

"did you hear that?" asked Hermes, sweating

"fortunetly, yes...!" Replies Artey, staring at Hermes.

"crap" murmurs Ares

"uh-huh" smiles Aphrodite.

"Hercules, you're a...what?...demigod?" askes Athena.

"...oh man, you just got owned!!" exclaimed Ares.

"full of yourselves, arnt you?" questions athena.

"u didnt know that?" Artey answers for the boys.

"you think my eyes are...beautiful?" askes Aphrodite

Ares blushes..."y-yeah"

"well, they're black. what do you see in them?" askes aphrodite, discusted.

"1...2...3..were the hecks Aris?!" questions apollo

"aww, you miss your juliet." smirks Arety.

"shut up, LITTLE sister...! You're romeo is right over there!" apollo says, pointing to Hermes.

Hermes and Artemis blush.

...

akward silence, except for athena. munching on popcorn.

"CRAP! no more popcorn!" yells athena

"i'll get u more if u go out with me!!" hercules replies

"friday, 7 o'clock" answers athena.

...

another akward silence.

Hermes leans closer to Artemis

Then...they kiss.

"this is the greatest romance comedy ever!" says Athena.

The kiss stops

"thank you, aphrodite" artemis sighs happily.

Hermes blushes "Yeah"

"i couldnt help it" answers aphrodite

...

akward silence

Athena turns around, acidently kissing Hercules.

Too bad she didnt pull back.

"you people have no pride" glares athena

athena kisses hercules again.

"woohoo!" yelps Hercules

"...dork" murmurs athena

"Hey, you kissed me!" hercules said, smirking

"cant deny it" answers athena, grinning a bit

...

another akward silence.

"i wanna kill ares!" randomly yells aphrodite

"what? no!"

aphrodite shoves ares to the ground.

"...sweet" says hermes, staring down at him.

Then, Aphrodite leans down and kisses Ares.

"...woah" says Ares...

"Unexpected, wasnt it?" Hermes askes

"wow, did i really do that?" askes Aphrodite

"yup..." answers Hermes.

Artemis puts her attention back on hermes.

Artey blushes, as she looks away.

Hermes looks at her and grins. "sweet"

They kiss again.

Nobody seems to notice.

why? they're too busy making out.